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One time I waited outside a woman’s house for five days just to show her how serious I was about wanting to drill her. Turns out, it was the wrong house. She loved the story anyway. We got to third base. Over the pants.

because let’s be honest, the movie should have been about her

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I’d like to think this isn’t weakness or evasion, but a final act of kindness. I gave them their happiness.